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| If you didn't already know, I live at home, so I don't pay rent;
however, I do pay for my own car insurance and cell phone bills. Long
story short, I got a ticket today, and since I went to traffic school
just half a year ago, this one is going on my driving record, and as a
result, my insurance premium jumped up a few hundred dollars. At this
rate, I cannot afford to pay, and I'll be in the red by the end of the
year, and my parents are pissed that I got another ticket, so they
won't help one bit.
I don't know exactly what to do now, but the only thing I can think of
is getting a second job. I'm asking you to assist me in finding a
second job that'll be semi-flexible with me since I have to juggle
school and my current part-time job. This will be really important to
me, since I now have to bear the burden of a mistake that I made that
will pretty much affect me financially for life. So please contact me
if you can assist me in any way. I'm gradually growing paranoid knowing
that I might be bankrupt by the end of the year.
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| Everyone is complaining about how they have no idea what the fuck is being said in "crank dat" by soulja boy "I don't blame" I'll translate the chorus and the first verse
I will write the real verse first, then under it I will translate it
soulja Boy off in this hoe
(Excuse me, I am Soulja Boy and I have just arrived!)
Watch me crank it
(Watch as I perform spectacular dance moves)
Watch me roll
(Watch as I move left and right and move my hands simultaneously)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
(Watch me perform a dance move that I conceitedly named after myself)
Then super man dat hoe
(Ejaculate on a girl's back then put a blanket on her so when she
stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a
cape)
Now watch me yuuuah
(no comment)
Now watch me yuuuah
(no comment)
Now watch me yuuuah
(if you're still expecting a comment, prepare to be disapointed)
Now watch me yuuuah
(no comment gtfo plz)
[Verse 1]
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
(Excuse me, I, Soulja Boy, have just arrived!)
Watch me lean and watch me rock
(Watch me perform multiple dance moves that include snapping the fingers and moving left and right)
Super man dat hoe
(Ejaculate on a girl's back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks making it look like a cape)
Then watch me crank dat robocop
(Watch me perform a dance move that makes me move my hands left and right and bob my head simultaneously!)
Super fresh, now watch me jock
(My clothes are very nice and expensive, watch as I flaunt my expensive jewelery/expensive clothes)
jocking on them haterz mayn
(I am better than the people who hate on me because my clothes are so much more expensive and look better)
When I do dat Soulja Boy
(When I perform a dance I conceitedly named after myself which includes dance moves that I never made up)
I lean to the left and crank dat thang
(I lean to the left and execute my dance move!)
Now Yuaah!
(no comment)
I'm jocking on yo bitch ass
(I am looking so much better and I am so much better than your feminine self)
and if we get the fightin
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
(If we were to get involved in a physical altercation, I won't
hesitate to pull out my armed weapon and fire it in front of your face)
you catch me at yo local party
(You can see me at any party around the neighborhood)
yes I crank it everyday
(I execute my unoriginal dance moves day after day after day)
haterz get mad cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Ape"
(People who hate on me are agitated at me due to the fact that I
have Bathing Ape sneakers, japanese knock off sneakers of Nike Air
Force ones, which have became popular in the United States because they
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| After work today, I decided to come back for a quick drink, since the cocktail lounge had just opened a few weeks ago, and I'd never stopped by. On the way there, I spot a co-worker working a hosted bar. Tempted, I ask him to make me a drink. So I got a free drink, and I took my time sipping it down. What a big mistake - as I was about to finish it, I see my supervisor pop out of the corner, and she glances straight at me before pacing off quickly into the back. Knowing that I'd be in trouble, I pounded the rest of my drink and hightailed it out of there. Haven't heard anything yet, but knowingly, I'll get a call soon, or at least hear it from my manager next time I get a shift.
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| I'll make this as brief as possible.
I was driving home about 15 minutes ago on the 91 freeway in the rain. I had just passed over Orangethorpe, and was going about 70 MPH in the right lane going downwards from the overpass. All of a sudden, my car hit some indent on the freeway that was holding rain water. At that point, my car started sliding out of control. I must've spun at least 3 times before coming to a complete stop in the carpool lane, facing backwards. I hit my hazard lights immediately, then waited for traffic to allow me to turn around, park on the shoulder and get my bearings together. There was light traffic, but amazingly through all that spinning, I weaved around all the cars around me. I really don't know what to say or think right now, since no one was awake at the time for me to talk to. I just literally cheated death.
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| I found a crazy person. He really deceived me because he didn't look crazy, but oh man he was.
I was turning right onto a busy street from a parking lot. As my luck is, I approached the street RIGHT when the rush of cars started. I pull forward to get a better look at the street because there were parked cars on the road. I was there for about half a minute, when some man on the sidewalk approaches me from the left. I was about 10 seconds from turning right, when that man smacks my car hood and stares me in the eye. Then he starts screaming at me. I wasn't gonna let him just smack my car and scream at me and get away with it, so I played along with his game. The street was empty for about 15 seconds after that, and there was someone else behind me. I couldn't take it anymore, so I just took off. As I took off, he yelled "ASSHOLE" then I heard a thud on my car, followed by metal clanking on the street behind me. One of two things happened: he either 1) threw some metal object at my car, or 2) kicked my car, forcing something on the bottom of my car to fall off. I shruged it off because he was some stupid dude, and I'm the better person.
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